I Am Carla Bruni's Neighbor

But a street is all we share

More Inappropriate Park Shoes

The photography here (click on the headline) is better than I can muster using my dinged smartphone while simultaneously wiping someone’s nose. Anyway, it’s only a matter of time before I see some miserable, gorgeous mom sporting these. And as far as I’m concerned, if she’s willing to cripple herself, she can sleep with anyone else’s husband she chooses.